04-04-2011, 02:21 PM
The Evil Empire is in full swing as spring rolls around. Despotism is up, Democracy is down, and recent polls show us everyone likes the Emperor!
![[Image: ofossaafinal.png]](http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/1908/ofossaafinal.png)
[SIZE="1"]Everyone who values their life, that is...[/SIZE]
But, like any intergalactic collection of bad assery, we have our naysayers and party-poopers. "Empire," they say, "you're impinging on our freedom," or "the cost of gasoline is too high!" We answer those complaints with a swift round house kick straight to the face.
![[Image: xegfinal2.png]](http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/1037/xegfinal2.png)
[SIZE="1"]Our resident Xtacle, Nydi, especially likes the kicking action[/SIZE]
Often times, it's spent crushing minor insurrections and an ongoing slew of Robert E. Lee wanna-bes...
![[Image: xegfinal1.png]](http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/1961/xegfinal1.png)
[SIZE="1"]Honestly, I don't even know the name of this Star Wars character. That's how much I care about Xegony.[/SIZE]
But the locals are getting restless and there have been rumors about some prophecy that needs excising.
![[Image: lmmfinal1.png]](http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5867/lmmfinal1.png)
[SIZE="1"]Our hunting party gets dropped on Tatooine, looking mega-bad ass[/SIZE]
And, lo and behold, we kick this spring off right with none other than Obi Marr Kenobi!
![[Image: lmmfinal2.png]](http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9606/lmmfinal2.png)
[SIZE="1"]These Stormtroopers really don't give a crap about hiding their numbers[/SIZE]
We kicked the old hermit's door in and were all "Pew-pa-pew-pew," and "HIYAAA!"
![[Image: lmmfinal3.png]](http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5885/lmmfinal3.png)
[SIZE="1"]Starsha and Kaboom pulled off a mega-sweet series of bombing runs[/SIZE]
In the end, ol' Kenobi didn't stand a chance, but the message got out and it's looking like a full scale Rebellion is on the Evil Empire's hands...
![[Image: lmmfinal4.png]](http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9555/lmmfinal4.png)
[SIZE="1"]A rebellion sans one cryptic old fogey![/SIZE]
Obi Marr dropped some reference about the Jedi Council, so we popped down and interrupted their sacred bro-mantic ritual they were having...
![[Image: rathefinal1.png]](http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7103/rathefinal1.png)
[SIZE="1"]They were not amused... a keg of Natty and some Coronas were going warm[/SIZE]
And they displayed their lack of amusement pretty well...
![[Image: rathefinal2.png]](http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/7929/rathefinal2.png)
[SIZE="1"]MACE WINDU SMASH![/SIZE]
But we'll be back! Like Bruce Willis in another Die Hard movie... it's just gonna happen!
[SIZE="1"]Everyone who values their life, that is...[/SIZE]
But, like any intergalactic collection of bad assery, we have our naysayers and party-poopers. "Empire," they say, "you're impinging on our freedom," or "the cost of gasoline is too high!" We answer those complaints with a swift round house kick straight to the face.
[SIZE="1"]Our resident Xtacle, Nydi, especially likes the kicking action[/SIZE]
Often times, it's spent crushing minor insurrections and an ongoing slew of Robert E. Lee wanna-bes...
[SIZE="1"]Honestly, I don't even know the name of this Star Wars character. That's how much I care about Xegony.[/SIZE]
But the locals are getting restless and there have been rumors about some prophecy that needs excising.
[SIZE="1"]Our hunting party gets dropped on Tatooine, looking mega-bad ass[/SIZE]
And, lo and behold, we kick this spring off right with none other than Obi Marr Kenobi!
[SIZE="1"]These Stormtroopers really don't give a crap about hiding their numbers[/SIZE]
We kicked the old hermit's door in and were all "Pew-pa-pew-pew," and "HIYAAA!"
[SIZE="1"]Starsha and Kaboom pulled off a mega-sweet series of bombing runs[/SIZE]
In the end, ol' Kenobi didn't stand a chance, but the message got out and it's looking like a full scale Rebellion is on the Evil Empire's hands...
[SIZE="1"]A rebellion sans one cryptic old fogey![/SIZE]
Obi Marr dropped some reference about the Jedi Council, so we popped down and interrupted their sacred bro-mantic ritual they were having...
[SIZE="1"]They were not amused... a keg of Natty and some Coronas were going warm[/SIZE]
And they displayed their lack of amusement pretty well...
[SIZE="1"]MACE WINDU SMASH![/SIZE]
But we'll be back! Like Bruce Willis in another Die Hard movie... it's just gonna happen!