TEMERITY: CRUSHING EVERY NEW HOPE (and some dreams)

[Delorne]

The Evil Empire is in full swing as spring rolls around. Despotism is up, Democracy is down, and recent polls show us everyone likes the Emperor!


[SIZE="1"]Everyone who values their life, that is...[/SIZE]

But, like any intergalactic collection of bad assery, we have our naysayers and party-poopers. "Empire," they say, "you're impinging on our freedom," or "the cost of gasoline is too high!" We answer those complaints with a swift round house kick straight to the face.


[SIZE="1"]Our resident Xtacle, Nydi, especially likes the kicking action[/SIZE]

Often times, it's spent crushing minor insurrections and an ongoing slew of Robert E. Lee wanna-bes...


[SIZE="1"]Honestly, I don't even know the name of this Star Wars character. That's how much I care about Xegony.[/SIZE]

But the locals are getting restless and there have been rumors about some prophecy that needs excising.


[SIZE="1"]Our hunting party gets dropped on Tatooine, looking mega-bad ass[/SIZE]

And, lo and behold, we kick this spring off right with none other than Obi Marr Kenobi!


[SIZE="1"]These Stormtroopers really don't give a crap about hiding their numbers[/SIZE]

We kicked the old hermit's door in and were all "Pew-pa-pew-pew," and "HIYAAA!"


[SIZE="1"]Starsha and Kaboom pulled off a mega-sweet series of bombing runs[/SIZE]

In the end, ol' Kenobi didn't stand a chance, but the message got out and it's looking like a full scale Rebellion is on the Evil Empire's hands...


[SIZE="1"]A rebellion sans one cryptic old fogey![/SIZE]

Obi Marr dropped some reference about the Jedi Council, so we popped down and interrupted their sacred bro-mantic ritual they were having...


[SIZE="1"]They were not amused... a keg of Natty and some Coronas were going warm[/SIZE]

And they displayed their lack of amusement pretty well...


[SIZE="1"]MACE WINDU SMASH![/SIZE]

But we'll be back! Like Bruce Willis in another Die Hard movie... it's just gonna happen!

[Redleaf]

Rathe Council = Jedi Council = Win.

[Bragon]

lol@ raven as Darth Maul.
And the mages as tie bombers.

[Kaboom]

That was very cool! LOL

[wemsler]

Love it Del!