The Psychological Helpline

[NuitariEQ]

Hello, welcome to the Psychological Helpline<br /><br />Do you have an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, press 1 repeatedly.<br /><br />Are you insecure, ask someone to press 2 for you.<br /><br />Do you have a multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.<br /><br />Are you paranoid, please wait, we know exactly who you are, where you are, and we're coming to get you.<br /><br />Do you have shizophrenia, listen to the little voice that's telling you what to do.<br /><br />Are you manical, it doesn't matter which number you take, nobody is going to answer anyway.<br /><br />Do you have dyslexia, please press 69696969696969.<br /><br />Do you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, addres, birth city, name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name.<br /><br />Are you depressed, look at the 0 a long time, and if you feel like one, press it long and hard.<br /><br />Is indecisivness bothering you, leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.<br /><br />Do you have problems with your short-term memory, please press 9. Do you have problems with your short-term memory, please press 9. Do you have problems with your short-term memory, please press 9. Do you have problems with your short-term memory, please press 9. <br /><br />Do you have an inferiority complex, hang up, our operators are too busy to bother with you anyway.<br /><br /><br /><font size="1">
<a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6185 ">Lashima</a>, 60 Dwarven Priest
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Formerly, <a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6166">Mishikal</a>. 60 Undead Priest<br>
<a href="http://wow.telenet.be/index.htm">http://wow.telenet.be/</a>
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[Ayon]

I have a new answering machine message.....<br /><br /><br /><style type="text/css">
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<span class="style1"><strong><strong>Ayon</strong>, </strong>Dark Elf Mage <strong><br>
Ayael</strong>, Iksar Shaman [<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=923961" target="_blank">Magelo</a>] <br>
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[Brizbane]

If you want to rehash an old joke thats been floating around the internet for about 5 years now Press 1<br /><br />Oh wait i keep forgetting your in Europe. Let me explain....an answering machine is something we use to pick up the phone and take messages for us when we arnt home. You can put many amusing things on them.<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_mischief.gif"><br /><br />PS now that you have left ..does this mean more posts or less?? Gunna miss ya you bastard.<br />

[NuitariEQ]

Yah, came from an e-Mail I got some time ago, added two myself then again you wouldn't know. <br /><br />No wait, a cellphone Briz, no wait you should know that, you've been to Europe<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_wink.gif"><br /><br /><br /><font size="1">
<a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6185 ">Lashima</a>, 60 Dwarven Priest
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Formerly, <a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6166">Mishikal</a>. 60 Undead Priest<br>
<a href="http://wow.telenet.be/index.htm">http://wow.telenet.be/</a>
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[Taupau]

For my answering machine message in college, I had ST:TNG theme song playing in the backround while the message I spoke was a takeoff on the opening dialogue.<br /><br />*sigh* those were the days ...<br /><br /><br />....<BR><BR>TauPOWPOW