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If you don't have a TPS account, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits (doc link)
If you don't have your key/flag information entered, may you always drive behind the person going 40mph in the left lane of the freeway (doc link)
If you don't have a magelo or it isn't listed on doc link)
If you aren't listed on EQRankings.com or don't have a Tem tag there, may you have constant nightmares about umbrella stands wearing paisley ties (doc link)