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Cadsuane · 12-11-2003, 04:58 PM

{SPOILER ALERT FOR LotR]
If you haven't read the book, WTF? OMG!
 

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the #&$* is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" 22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better. Just look at Episodes I and II." -Cadsuane Holy necromancer of jebus

Sorn · 12-11-2003, 08:25 PM

ROFL.... no really i fell off my chair laffing. <A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=879868" target=_blank>Sornson</A>...a son of Sorn. lvl 56 Cleric

NuitariEQ · 12-11-2003, 08:50 PM

ROTLF! Especially 2, 6, 11, 13 and 17<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_grin.gif"> HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 
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Clarity · 12-11-2003, 10:42 PM

LOL, 2 and 6 really got me too!<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_grin.gif"> <A target=_Blank href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=819768"> Clarity </A>

Clarity · 12-11-2003, 10:43 PM

oh, and 18! hehe <A target=_Blank href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=819768"> Clarity </A>

Derechai · 12-11-2003, 11:49 PM

I guess i'm old enough to die laughing at 16, even though I never ever in my life had a build that lent itself to dressing up as as Frank... no matter how many times they shouted... Take the Risk, Asshole!! Derechai <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_profile.html?num_char=679533/url>Derechai Woundmender</a>

Danidianya · 12-12-2003, 03:59 AM

The Rocky Horror Picture Show... See it; live the nightmare. Danidianya Whitestar
 Warder of Al'Kabor
 Protector of Jaggedpine
 Fletcher of Temerity
 

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karen · 12-12-2003, 04:00 AM

He's just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania you gotta watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show one day :-)

Danidianya · 12-12-2003, 04:07 AM

I once knew exactly how many times I saw it... but I've forgotten. Its a number between 20 and 50. I still sing some of the songs in the shower after all these years. Danidianya Whitestar
 Warder of Al'Kabor
 Protector of Jaggedpine
 Fletcher of Temerity
 

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Derechai · 12-12-2003, 06:07 AM

I still have the soundtrack... on vinyl. I'd say i've seen it more than 50, but less than 100. The majority of those at midnight's at the Strand in Ocean Beach, CA. <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_profile.html?num_char=679533/url>Derechai Woundmender</a>

Clarity · 12-12-2003, 12:49 PM

I do not think you would like it at all Aarlo. It is somewhat of a cult classic, pretty strange actually heh. I saw it at midnight in downtown san diego, people were all dressed up as the characters and acting out the parts in front of the screen, i am trying to picture Cad's, Dani, Karen, and Der dressed up (come to think of it, there is some crossdressing going on there isn't there)...rofl <A target=_Blank href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=819768"> Clarity </A>

Gnatzilla · 12-12-2003, 12:58 PM

A midnight showing of a musical with men crossdressing in the audience. Hmmm.  I must admit a young Susan Sarandon in her underwear is worth a second look. Heres the official website. <A href="http://www.rockyhorror.com/">http://www.rockyhorror.com/</A>  I must have been on drugs when I was younger. _______________________________________________ <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=768984">Can Dual Wield AND carry a dozen donuts.</a>- Give up that bitter black urine men call coffee. Ahh. Java devil, you are now my bitch. --- The Tick <a href="http://www.thetick.ws/wavs/lep1/comprehend.wav">Tick sound bite</a>

Aarlo · 12-12-2003, 02:02 PM

yah, i dont get that one about Frankenfurter. Can you explain a little? -- Aarlo Farlo (<A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=772306&resize=true" target=magelo>Magelo</A>)

karen · 12-13-2003, 05:01 AM

Oh, I most definitely was on drugs ;-)

rumour lore · 12-13-2003, 07:47 AM

werent we all on drugs then. I wish i could remember.