Onion article for Zatrik

[Kyth]

<a href="http://www.theonion.org/nib/index.php?issue=4106&nib=5">http://www.theonion.org/nib/index.php?issue=4106&nib=5</a><br /><br /><br />--<BR>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=881745">Kyth</a>, Officer of Temerity<BR>
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[Nikolai]

Ahem...As with most Onion articles...<br /><br /><B>NOT SUITABLE FOR OFFICE VIEWING</B> ...at least, not with your office door open.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=820004">Nikolai Lianfyrr</a>,<br>
Khati Sha Feral Lord<br>
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[Zatrik]

What can I say, motherfucker had it coming.<br /><br /><br />Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.<br>
-Walter<br>

[Mechaike]

jesus fuckballs that's a kickass article.<br /><br /><br />Mechaike <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=882223&amp;resize=true" target="magelo"><u>Magelo</u></a> // Katitonic-bot <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1206939&amp;resize=true"><u>Magelo</u></a> <br>
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