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Louieman · 06-04-2006, 12:24 AM

<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>kulking out of the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh <b>LOUIEMAN</b>! And he gives a low scream:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to bruise you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="LOUIEMAN"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>
yeah, what he said!

Bora · 06-04-2006, 01:18 AM

<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>W</font>ho is that, running along the plains! It is <b>Bora Gann</b>, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls vengefully:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to bludgeon you until you turn magenta, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Bora Gann"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f"checked>a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m">a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Deths · 06-04-2006, 02:21 AM

OMG, mine is SO not work safe, so linking instead. Deths' Battlecry

Zinovia · 06-04-2006, 10:10 AM

<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Y</font>ea, verily: Who is that, skulking amidst the steppes! It is <b>Socratus</b>, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm seriously going to smash you backwards in time!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Socratus"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Thiklan · 06-04-2006, 02:01 PM

<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>triding on the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh <b>Thiklan</b>! And he gives a mighty bellow:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm seriously going to f@*k you so heinously, your screams will reanimate the dead!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Thiklan"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Edited to soften the blow. :p

Thik

Perrin · 06-05-2006, 12:05 PM

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the candy store! It is Perrin, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and dip you in uranium!!"

mine is kinda insane
kinda:eek:

Murastil · 06-07-2006, 07:57 AM

<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>talking along the candy store, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh <b>Murastil Gnomercy</b>! And he gives a gutteral grunt:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"As sure as predators devour prey, I feel like chicken tonight!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Murastil Gnomercy"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Okay, what's with the Gnome necros hangin' around the candy stores?!?! :eek: Want some candy?

Starsha · 06-07-2006, 11:56 AM

Murastil Wrote:Okay, what's with the Gnome necros hangin' around the candy stores?!?! :eek: Want some candy?

I can give you CANDY!! So Candy for you!!

Spinja · 06-08-2006, 05:57 PM

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Ok so I cheated a bit but I got such a genric one and we all know how vain I am!

Utdaan · 06-08-2006, 07:15 PM

Spinja Wrote:<form action="http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>P</font>rowling out of the steppes, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh <b>Spinja</b>! And he gives a vengeful grunt:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"and lo, I will do the Lord's justice and Smiteth thee with the vengance of a rabid squirell! But first I must launcheth that spherical icon of blue and thusly geteth mine lazith Enchantereth ass backeth into the game."</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Spinja"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

Ok so I cheated a bit but I got such a genric one and we all know how vain I am!

I fixed your typos, Spin.

Spinja · 06-09-2006, 09:28 AM

I just got pwned by utdaan.

Teh gimp.

Waeen · 06-09-2006, 10:37 PM

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OOOOOOOO a Spanking!!!

Onebad · 06-11-2006, 09:48 PM

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Viva · 06-12-2006, 03:53 AM

Waeen's was kinky, but mine's just obscene...

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Rheyn · 06-12-2006, 12:21 PM

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Hardened Pitas? :confused: