08-29-2011, 02:47 PM
The Rivervale Defense Fund
One Fool’s Gold Way
Rivervale, Antonica
Dear Neea,
The Rivervale Defense Fund (hereinafter “RDF”
kindly thanks you for your most generous donations in furtherance of its mission. Additionally, by furnishing such incredible armaments (I mean, really…REALLY! /bow /salute /praise /indentured servitude), the RDF is now closed to accepting further donations. Of course, should you or your affiliates possess an overwhelming desire to make additional contributions, the RDF will evaluate its membership and accept donations on a case-by-case basis.
Incorporated in Freeport (naturally, we went first through Rivervale, but the clerks kept misplacing the filing fee), the RDF is a tax-exempt not for profit corporation recognized by the Coalition of Tradefolk pursuant to Section 501(C)(3) of the Freeport Revenue Code. All contributions to the RDF are tax deductible.
The RDF exists to aid in the defense of Rivervale and the neighboring Misty Thicket by taking take up arms against those seeking to overthrow the established Rivervale government. By accepting donations of armor, weapons, and money, the RDF outfits its valiant members (comprised of HALFLING…PALADINs…named Fluvio) with the tools necessary to carry out its, aforementioned, purpose. In doing such, contributors can rest soundly knowing that Rivervale, the birthplace of philosophy, merriment, and jumjum, is well-protected.
Once more, Neea, on behalf of myself, Executive Director Fluvio, HALFLING PALADIN, and members of our Board, Mayor “Tornado Tooth and Nail” Gubbin and Archdruid Reebo “Magic Smoke” Leafsway, THANK YOU for your most generous (and damn sweet!) contribution.
Also, politely inform your compatriot, Chapp, that his donation was also appreciated and that hot flagons of Fluvio are not available to male Wood-elven Bards. Not now, nor ever.
Warmest regards,
Fluvio
HALFLING PALADIN
Executive Director
Rivervale Defense Fund
One Fool’s Gold Way
Rivervale, Antonica
Dear Neea,
The Rivervale Defense Fund (hereinafter “RDF”
kindly thanks you for your most generous donations in furtherance of its mission. Additionally, by furnishing such incredible armaments (I mean, really…REALLY! /bow /salute /praise /indentured servitude), the RDF is now closed to accepting further donations. Of course, should you or your affiliates possess an overwhelming desire to make additional contributions, the RDF will evaluate its membership and accept donations on a case-by-case basis.Incorporated in Freeport (naturally, we went first through Rivervale, but the clerks kept misplacing the filing fee), the RDF is a tax-exempt not for profit corporation recognized by the Coalition of Tradefolk pursuant to Section 501(C)(3) of the Freeport Revenue Code. All contributions to the RDF are tax deductible.
The RDF exists to aid in the defense of Rivervale and the neighboring Misty Thicket by taking take up arms against those seeking to overthrow the established Rivervale government. By accepting donations of armor, weapons, and money, the RDF outfits its valiant members (comprised of HALFLING…PALADINs…named Fluvio) with the tools necessary to carry out its, aforementioned, purpose. In doing such, contributors can rest soundly knowing that Rivervale, the birthplace of philosophy, merriment, and jumjum, is well-protected.
Once more, Neea, on behalf of myself, Executive Director Fluvio, HALFLING PALADIN, and members of our Board, Mayor “Tornado Tooth and Nail” Gubbin and Archdruid Reebo “Magic Smoke” Leafsway, THANK YOU for your most generous (and damn sweet!) contribution.
Also, politely inform your compatriot, Chapp, that his donation was also appreciated and that hot flagons of Fluvio are not available to male Wood-elven Bards. Not now, nor ever.
Warmest regards,
Fluvio
HALFLING PALADIN
Executive Director
Rivervale Defense Fund