An Ode to Vex Thal
#1
We've been spending so much quality time with this zone, that I felt inspired to write a tribute to it's many virtues, distinctive architecture, and unique mobs. So, here is my humble effort, though it does not come close to conveying the full sense of that which is Vex Thal. <br><br><br>

<b>An Ode to Vex Thal</b><br>
(to the tune of <i>Livin' La Vida Loca</i>, by Ricky Martin)<br><br>

We're into camping key parts; Planes rifts and Lucid shards.<br>
The rooms all look the same but, we ain't there to look at art.<br>
We're into new loot tables, new raids and killer crawls.<br>
We've got a new addiction and the zone is called Vex Thal.<br><br>

We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>

Zun Thall, Qua Va Dyn, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Diabo Xi Xin Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
A Thall means it's a priest and a knight is a Liako<br>
The monks will pull them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>

Mez the Quas, and mez the Zovs now, split the rest of the 10-mob pull.<br>
AE Stuns and AE GFlux, bouncing around's gonna make me ill.<br>
Always watch for backpops, quickly move the raid ahead. <br>
You'd better camp a cleric if the chanters all are dead, <br>
Cause that gating mob has fled!<br><br>

Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
But he's just called Blob1, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Senshalis all are rogues and a master is Diabo<br>
Qua Zethon, Zov Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>

We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>

Aten Ha Ra's the queen, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Robes, 4-arms and blobs, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
It's an endless crawl, no time to grab a taco<br>
We will burn them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br><br>

Eom Thall, Qua Centien, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Qua Va Liako Xakra, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Va Xi Aten Ha Ra, Thall Xundraux Diabo<br>
These names will fill your brain, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>

Gotta gotta gotta a Pli Va Liako!<br>
Gotta gotta gotta a Pli!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1187528">Socratus Wittgenstein</a> - Dwarf Archon<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1021915">Zinovia AnkleBiter</a> - Gnome Coercer<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1199198">Zivra Nomokei</a> - Iksar Beastlord<br>
Calligrapher, Cook, Crocheter of Afghans, Illuminator, Jeweler, Seamstress, Weaver (and my characters have some tradeskills too)
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#2
I'm not sure what is funnier.&nbsp; This wonderful send up of Menudoman or the visual I have of Zin at the computer listening to Ricky Martin writing this....<br /><br /><br /><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1166460">Piamiles Silvershield</A><BR><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1191718">Jumjum Mojotroll</A><BR><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1271205">Neehie Lowerboom</A>
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#3
Great Job Socs!!&nbsp; It's really funny and yes, I did listen to the
song and read the lyrics to your song. La Vida Loca so fits some of
those pulls where there are 10 mobs, you have to switch targets, and
try not to get killed!&nbsp; Simply fabulous!!&nbsp; <br>
<br>
Starsha<br>
<br><br /><br /><br /><br>
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#4
great, now i have coffee all over my desk and keyboard.<br /><br /><br />Redleaf
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#5
Oh. My.<br /><br />Very very well done.<br /><br />Should post that to eqmac, that you should!<br /><br /><br />--<BR>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=881745">Kyth</a>, Officer of Temerity<BR>
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#6
/em goes searching for this Ricky Martin tune....<br /><br /><br /><br><br><br><br>
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#7
redleaf said:<center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br>great, now i have coffee all over my desk and keyboard.<hr></div></center><br><br>
That's what you get for dancing to Ricky Martin music in your cubicle!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=820004">Nikolai Lianfyrr</a>,<br>
Khati Sha Feral Lord<br>
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#8
Thanks =)<br><br>
As to where to find the song, search iTunes for "La Vida Loca", and I used the 4:05 minute English version as the basis for my song. Here are the <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rickymartin/livinlavidaloca.html">lyrics</a>. Great tune, and yes, I did listen to it over and over while writing this. Some of the names are awkward, but I wanted to fit in a variety of them, so kept changing the chorus rather than repeating it. I did also post to EQMac, I was just in a rush to go pick up the kids from school when I posted here, so had to take off before I could post to EQMac.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1187528">Socratus Wittgenstein</a> - Dwarf Archon<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1021915">Zinovia AnkleBiter</a> - Gnome Coercer<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1199198">Zivra Nomokei</a> - Iksar Beastlord<br>
Calligrapher, Cook, Crocheter of Afghans, Illuminator, Jeweler, Seamstress, Weaver (and my characters have some tradeskills too)
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#9
Now that we're back in VT and have some new folks along with us, I thought I'd shamelessly bump my post. Well, I do feel a *little* shame, but I won't let it stop me.<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_grin.gif"><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1187528">Socratus Wittgenstein</a> - Dwarf Archon<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1021915">Zinovia AnkleBiter</a> - Gnome Coercer<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1199198">Zivra Nomokei</a> - Iksar Beastlord<br>
Calligrapher, Cook, Crocheter of Afghans, Illuminator, Jeweler, Seamstress, Weaver (and my characters have some tradeskills too)
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#10
Zinovia said:<center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br>... Well, I do feel a *little* shame, but I won't let it stop me.<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_grin.gif"><hr></div></center><br>

That's why we luv ya.<br /><br /><br /><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1166460">Piamiles Silvershield</A><BR><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1191718">Jumjum Mojotroll</A><BR><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1271205">Neehie Lowerboom</A>
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#11
[Enter your reply here]LOL! Great job Zin<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_happy.gif"><br />
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