08-19-2005, 04:12 PM
We've been spending so much quality time with this zone, that I felt inspired to write a tribute to it's many virtues, distinctive architecture, and unique mobs. So, here is my humble effort, though it does not come close to conveying the full sense of that which is Vex Thal. <br><br><br>
<b>An Ode to Vex Thal</b><br>
(to the tune of <i>Livin' La Vida Loca</i>, by Ricky Martin)<br><br>
We're into camping key parts; Planes rifts and Lucid shards.<br>
The rooms all look the same but, we ain't there to look at art.<br>
We're into new loot tables, new raids and killer crawls.<br>
We've got a new addiction and the zone is called Vex Thal.<br><br>
We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>
Zun Thall, Qua Va Dyn, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Diabo Xi Xin Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
A Thall means it's a priest and a knight is a Liako<br>
The monks will pull them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
Mez the Quas, and mez the Zovs now, split the rest of the 10-mob pull.<br>
AE Stuns and AE GFlux, bouncing around's gonna make me ill.<br>
Always watch for backpops, quickly move the raid ahead. <br>
You'd better camp a cleric if the chanters all are dead, <br>
Cause that gating mob has fled!<br><br>
Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
But he's just called Blob1, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Senshalis all are rogues and a master is Diabo<br>
Qua Zethon, Zov Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>
Aten Ha Ra's the queen, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Robes, 4-arms and blobs, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
It's an endless crawl, no time to grab a taco<br>
We will burn them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br><br>
Eom Thall, Qua Centien, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Qua Va Liako Xakra, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Va Xi Aten Ha Ra, Thall Xundraux Diabo<br>
These names will fill your brain, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
Gotta gotta gotta a Pli Va Liako!<br>
Gotta gotta gotta a Pli!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1187528">Socratus Wittgenstein</a> - Dwarf Archon<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1021915">Zinovia AnkleBiter</a> - Gnome Coercer<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1199198">Zivra Nomokei</a> - Iksar Beastlord<br>
Calligrapher, Cook, Crocheter of Afghans, Illuminator, Jeweler, Seamstress, Weaver (and my characters have some tradeskills too)
<b>An Ode to Vex Thal</b><br>
(to the tune of <i>Livin' La Vida Loca</i>, by Ricky Martin)<br><br>
We're into camping key parts; Planes rifts and Lucid shards.<br>
The rooms all look the same but, we ain't there to look at art.<br>
We're into new loot tables, new raids and killer crawls.<br>
We've got a new addiction and the zone is called Vex Thal.<br><br>
We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>
Zun Thall, Qua Va Dyn, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Diabo Xi Xin Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
A Thall means it's a priest and a knight is a Liako<br>
The monks will pull them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
Mez the Quas, and mez the Zovs now, split the rest of the 10-mob pull.<br>
AE Stuns and AE GFlux, bouncing around's gonna make me ill.<br>
Always watch for backpops, quickly move the raid ahead. <br>
You'd better camp a cleric if the chanters all are dead, <br>
Cause that gating mob has fled!<br><br>
Kaas Thox Xi Ans Dyek, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
But he's just called Blob1, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Senshalis all are rogues and a master is Diabo<br>
Qua Zethon, Zov Thall, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
We'll learn to speak Akhevan just to call the mobs by name.<br>
If we place a mage for CoH then we'll save a lot of pain.<br>
We've got Vex Thal on the brain. Come on!<br><br>
Aten Ha Ra's the queen, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Robes, 4-arms and blobs, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
It's an endless crawl, no time to grab a taco<br>
We will burn them all, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br><br>
Eom Thall, Qua Centien, we're killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Qua Va Liako Xakra, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Va Xi Aten Ha Ra, Thall Xundraux Diabo<br>
These names will fill your brain, killin' a Pli Va Liako<br>
Killin' a Pli Va Liako, come on!<br>
We're killin' a Pli Va Liako.<br><br>
Gotta gotta gotta a Pli Va Liako!<br>
Gotta gotta gotta a Pli!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1187528">Socratus Wittgenstein</a> - Dwarf Archon<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1021915">Zinovia AnkleBiter</a> - Gnome Coercer<br>
<a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1199198">Zivra Nomokei</a> - Iksar Beastlord<br>
Calligrapher, Cook, Crocheter of Afghans, Illuminator, Jeweler, Seamstress, Weaver (and my characters have some tradeskills too)