What Is Your Battle Cry?
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Look a new one..

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging on the terrain, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh <b>Sornson</b>! And he gives a low cry:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"For the love of beatings, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="sornson"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form><br /><br /><br /><A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=879868" target=_blank><U>Sornson</U></A>...a son of Sorn. lvl 56 Cleric
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um mine had the f-bomb. while i usually dont give any thought to using it, it's not really appropriate in a public forum )<br /><br /><br />Mechaike <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=882223&amp;resize=true" target="magelo"><u>Magelo</u></a> // Katitonic-bot <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1206939&amp;resize=true"><u>Magelo</u></a> <br>
GM: Blacksmith / Pottery / Jewelcraft / Fletching<br>
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Prowling out of the freeway, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Devisri! And she gives a vengeful roar:<br /><br />"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!"<br /><br />hahahaahaaaa... I like it!!! A vengeful roar!!!?? (I've always thought of it as an insidious purr, myself)<br /><br />here's the source url: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php<br /><br /><br />----- "I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could." ...Orson Welles -----
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<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Z</font>ang! Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is <b>Nepthys E'Resh</b>, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She howls thunderously:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"You in some sh*t now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Nepthys E'Resh"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f"checked>a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m">a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>
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Fear me, for I wield the almighty <a href = http://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/item....=7107>Beer Goggles!</a></td>

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#5
It's broken. I put in "The Tick", and it comes up with "I'm seriously going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!" rather than "Spooooon!!!"<br /><br />Razzafrazzin' people can't even get a simple battlecry right, they have no right making silly web memes.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=912568">Zorblak</a><br>
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"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"<br /><br /><br /><div style="border: 1px dashed black; padding: 5px; position: relative; width: 500px;">
"the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that it has never tried to contact us." - bill watterson
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foofoo,

who just happens to be &gt; joona</div>
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<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>L</font>o! Who is that, sprinting on the tundra! It is <b>Amadien</b>, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty cry, her voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to bruise you with such wanton cruelty, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="amadien"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f"checked>a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m">a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

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#8
Mine's funny<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_happy.gif">

<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Z</font>ang! Who is that, prowling amidst the fields! It is <b>Nuitari</b>, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to flog you until you have puppies!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Nuitari"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form><br /><br /><br /><font size="1">
<a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6185 ">Lashima</a>, 60 Dwarven Priest
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Formerly, <a href="http://www.wowpm.com/view_profile.html?num=6166">Mishikal</a>. 60 Undead Priest<br>
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<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging over the tundra, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh <b>Presto Changeo</b>! And he gives a low roar:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to bruise you with such reckless abandon, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="presto changeo"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form><br />
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</p><br /><br /><span class="MessageEditText">Edited by Bajjo 6/15/2004 9:12 PM (Most Recent)</span>
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<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>S</font>talking out of the desert, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh <b>Gnatzilla</b>! And he gives a cruel cry:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="gnatzilla"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f">a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m"checked>a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form>

I have no clue WTF it is talking about. Sorn have you tried working at work? It makes the day go faster.<br /><br /><br />_______________________________________________<br><br><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=768984">Can Dual Wield AND carry a dozen donuts.</a><em>- <br></em><br>Give up that bitter black urine men call coffee. Ahh. Java devil, you are now my bitch.<br>--- <em><strong>The Tick<br></strong></em><br><a href="http://www.thetick.ws/wavs/lep1/comprehend.wav">Tick sound bite</a><br><br><br>
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Bah - mine saids something about beating someone so hard, they would polymorph into a demon ... lame.<BR><BR>My battle cry should be:<BR><BR>NEED MORE CHOCOLATE !!<BR><BR>If that doesn't strike fear into someone's heart and cause them to dive out of the way, then they deserve what they get.<br /><br /><br />....<BR><BR>TauPOWPOW
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<form action="http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php" method="get"><table align=center width=400 cellpadding=4 cellspacing=1 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family='times new roman';font-size:16px;"><b>What Is Your Battle Cry?</b></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffbb77" align=center><p style="margin:10px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:16px;color:#000;"><font face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>R</font>ampaging over the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh <b>Clarity Divine</b>! And she gives a spectacular howl:</p><p style="margin:11px;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:18px;color:#000;"><b><i>"I'm going to flog you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"</i></b></p></td></tr><tr><td align=center bgcolor="#aaaaaa"><p style="font-family:'times new roman';font-size:14px;color:#000;"><b>Find out!</b><br />ok, got the link to work, but these lack imagination imo...

Enter username: <input type="text" name="usrname" value="Clarity Divine"><br />Are you <input type="radio" name="sex" value="f"checked>a girl, or <input type="radio" name="sex" value="m">a guy ?<br /><input type=submit value="Submit"></p></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=black align=center><p style="color:red;font-family:'times new roman';font-size:12px;margin:0px;"><b>created by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">beatings</font></a> </b>:<b> powered by <a href="http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><font color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman">monkeys</font></a></p></td></tr></table></form><br /><br /><br /><A target=_Blank href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=819768"> Clarity </A>
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<P style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; MARGIN: 10px; COLOR: #000; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><FONT face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>Z</FONT>ang! Who is that, skulking amidst the wasteland! It is <B>Utdaan Twoswords</B>, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:</P>
<P style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; MARGIN: 11px; COLOR: #000; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><B><I>"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I slice through beating hearts with God on my side!!"</I></B></P></TD></TR>
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<P style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><B>created by <A href="<A href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><FONT'>http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"&gt;<FONT< A> color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;beatings</FONT></A> </B>:<B> powered by <A href="<A href='http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><FONT'>http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"&gt;<FONT< A> color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;monkeys</FONT></A></P></B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM><BR><BR>Hopefully this copy and paste thing is working....cause I kinda like it<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_wink.gif"><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=834254" target="_Blank"><img src="http://members.cox.net/fbiven/testbanner.jpg"></img></a><br>
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<P style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; MARGIN: 10px; COLOR: #000; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><FONT face="old english text mt,old english text" size=+3>L</FONT>o! Who is that, striding along the mountains! It is <B>Rhaughne</B>, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:</P>
<P style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; MARGIN: 11px; COLOR: #000; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><B><I>"I'm going to spank you until the Earth stands still, and sever every head in sight!"</I></B></P></TD></TR>
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<P style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; MARGIN: 0px; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'times new roman'"><B>created by <A href="<A href='http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"><FONT'>http://www.livejournal.com/users/beatings/"&gt;<FONT< A> color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;beatings</FONT></A> </B>:<B> powered by <A href="<A href='http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"><FONT'>http://www.bdmonkeys.net/"&gt;<FONT< A> color="#cc00ff" face="times new roman"&gt;monkeys</FONT></A></P></B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM><br /><br /><br /><font color="#666666">Elder <font color="#666666"><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=837421&amp;resize=true" target="new">Rhaughne</a> "the Wang" Dragonlord <br></font><font color="#666666" size="3"><br></font></font><font color="#808080" face="Times New Roman" size="3">"People
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