Newsflash: Paladins everywhere in mourning!

[Zorblak]

Temple of Mithaniel Marr, Norrath (ZP) - Earlier today, Lord Mithaniel Marr was found dead in his home, deep within the Temple of Mithaniel Marr. There was no sign of his bodyguards Edium, Halon, or Ralthazor, but they are presumed dead as well. A Temple Guardian who witnessed the chilling events had this to say:

It was horrible! These people have been stalking him for weeks! I tried to talk to him, to convince him that maybe he should take a vacation in the Gulf of Gunthak for a little while, where they couldn't find him, but he refused to listen. And now these brutes have murdered him in cold blood!

The motive for the slaying is unknown. A search of Marr's possessions revealed that two Gemstone Chokers were missing. Police are investigating reports of two High Elves strutting through PoK wearing necklaces matching that description.

We spoke with demi-god Agnarr the Storm Lord, who commented:

Temerity? Yeah, I remember these guys. They broke into my tower a few months ago, but my bodyguard, Emmerik Skyfury, beat the snot out of them. They learned their lesson, I'm sure they won't be back. Too bad ol' Mithy couldn't afford a better champion than that dumb frog of his.

We will continue to update you on this shocking story as developments unfold.

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Yes, after several attempts and a painfully close near-miss last time, Lord Mithaniel Marr has fallen to the might of Temerity. I think these two screenshots sum everything up pretty nicely:

But I know that people like to see corpse shots, so here's the corpse shot (with apologies to the many raiders who didn't fit in frame):



In case you're looking at that screenie thinking "Corpse? What corpse?", look to the top left corner. Here's a close-up, with the corpse circled:



(F gods who die in walls. They make for bad screenshots.)

The first band of adventurers has now entered the Tower of Solusek Ro, and we will soon have many more exploring the area.

[Arguile]

LMFAO at the shred of cloth hanging from that torch pillar. I think that's part of LMM's "skirt."

Good going Tem! I'm very proud.

[Aislin]

The motive for the slaying is unknown. A search of Marr's possessions revealed that two Gemstone Chokers were missing. Police are investigating reports of two High Elves strutting through PoK wearing necklaces matching that description.

Pfft, I don't strut. I sashay.

[Rheyn]

LOL!

Love it, Zorb!

[Bora]

LMFAO at the shred of cloth hanging from that torch pillar. I think that's part of LMM's "skirt."

That shred of cloth was his cape. That annoying red cap he was wearing. It kept flinging around during incoming. I mean what man wears a cape now a days? Really that is so last century. Or maybe even the century before that.

[Rheyn]

I mean what man wears a cape now a days?

...apparently a dead one. :p

[Bora]

And he wonders why we picked on him for so long!

[Tolnak]

OMFG!!! LMAO!!! Zorb, that is too Funny!!! Great job!!

Tolnak

[Piamiles]

pfft, this Paladin is cheering. Real pallys prefer Brell /flex

Awesome work by the way!

[Louieman]

Hmm, who do I worship now.

[Uerinka]

I know, I know! You can worship Frer!

[Louieman]

I know, I know! You can worship Frer!

:eek:

[Gumgak]

I know, I know! You can worship Frer!

Nooo, you don't worship Frer! That's how shit like the Heaven's Gate gets started!

[Wookie]

Yeah, we don't want a "Branch Frerrians".

Wook

[Sukaisi]

Woo, Congrats!!