02-18-2017, 08:18 PM
Alarming reports from across Norrath suggest hooliganism and shenanigans have been sharply on the rise in the first two months of 2017.
In late January, a chicken-plucking festival got badly out of hand.
![[Image: 32134480624_67dd7a86f1_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2340//32134480624_67dd7a86f1_b.jpg)
Several Spiroc Lords were hospitalized, and four valuable Wingblades have been reported stolen. Inhabits of the Plane of Sky were left badly shaken, and the bixies and drakes of isles 6 and 7 appear to have recently gone missing as well.
Not long afterward, police responded to a reported home invasion in Velketor's Labyrinth. First responders arrived at the scene to discover Velketor, a notorious shut-in who hasn't spoken to family members in Kael Drakkel in years, nowhere on the premises. This pair of boots was found abandoned at the scene.
![[Image: 32163849973_6cafe9f560_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2643//32163849973_6cafe9f560_b.jpg)
In planar news, Cyndreela filed a noise complaint with the Oggok PD in early February. Authorities suspected a rowdy, bohemian celebration in the Plane of Fear. Alcohol and perhaps dancing may have been involved.
![[Image: 32163822413_94cf3a483d_b.jpg]](http://farm1.staticflickr.com//704//32163822413_94cf3a483d_b.jpg)
Officers dispatched to break up the festivities found the plane completely deserted, but the south tower had been defaced with some kind of modern art installation.
![[Image: 32163818633_dc0849d2cf_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2095//32163818633_dc0849d2cf_b.jpg)
I don't think I get it. Do you?
In late January, a chicken-plucking festival got badly out of hand.
![[Image: 32134480624_67dd7a86f1_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2340//32134480624_67dd7a86f1_b.jpg)
Several Spiroc Lords were hospitalized, and four valuable Wingblades have been reported stolen. Inhabits of the Plane of Sky were left badly shaken, and the bixies and drakes of isles 6 and 7 appear to have recently gone missing as well.
Not long afterward, police responded to a reported home invasion in Velketor's Labyrinth. First responders arrived at the scene to discover Velketor, a notorious shut-in who hasn't spoken to family members in Kael Drakkel in years, nowhere on the premises. This pair of boots was found abandoned at the scene.
![[Image: 32163849973_6cafe9f560_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2643//32163849973_6cafe9f560_b.jpg)
In planar news, Cyndreela filed a noise complaint with the Oggok PD in early February. Authorities suspected a rowdy, bohemian celebration in the Plane of Fear. Alcohol and perhaps dancing may have been involved.
![[Image: 32163822413_94cf3a483d_b.jpg]](http://farm1.staticflickr.com//704//32163822413_94cf3a483d_b.jpg)
Officers dispatched to break up the festivities found the plane completely deserted, but the south tower had been defaced with some kind of modern art installation.
![[Image: 32163818633_dc0849d2cf_b.jpg]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com//2095//32163818633_dc0849d2cf_b.jpg)
I don't think I get it. Do you?
Gadzooks